He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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