if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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