Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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