do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
