She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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