Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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