Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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