dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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