Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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