oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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