We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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