the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They took my balls.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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