the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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