just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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