She's JV to your varsity
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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