Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.