haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.