Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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