if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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