He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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