so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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