I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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