It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need water and some morals
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
