Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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