Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Randomize
