Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
