woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
