I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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