did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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