I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Bring me that man meat
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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