Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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