8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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