I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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