Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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