He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's shark week go big or go home
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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