To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
third nipple confirmed
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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