I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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