i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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