oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
All the doctor said was why
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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