We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You need Xanax blowdarts
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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