I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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