Me. At least after what I've been through.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dignity is for republicans.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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