I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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