I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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