He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As shirtless as possible
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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