There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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