My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
