His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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