he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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