I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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