yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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