You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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