his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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