don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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