it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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