Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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