we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
