id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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